Before we put this bad boy under the knife spudger, we have to ask: "Hey Siri, what's under the hood?":

Apple A9 processor with embedded M9 motion coprocessor

16, 64, or 128 GB of storage

5.5-inch 1920 × 1080 pixels (401 ppi) Retina HD display with 3D Touch

12 MP iSight camera supporting 4K video recording with 1.22µ pixels, and a 5 MP FaceTime HD camera

7000 Series aluminum enclosure and Ion-X Glass

802.11a/b/g/n/ac Wi‑Fi with MIMO + Bluetooth 4.2 + NFC + 23-band LTE

Taptic Engine